List of old members we need to track down.

Astro Traveler = Astro Villain. It sounds cooler.

I've been checking every few days to see if the site was back.

The site isnt nope just this lil hideyhole for now untill we find a permanent home.

kimo wrote:Wot you talking about Guana, saying I've hit rock bottom.
That's where I live. I just raise my head now and then to have a gander at how the privileged live.

And this place is already more active than the Lefora site. Haha....Man those Lefora people are losers.

Yeah, one post every 45 days is all they can manage, saddo's
Even the animal sex thread's dead in the water nowadays, which is a bit sad, taught me some "new moves" to try on Mrs Guana (as if she wasn't already lucky enough )

Yes well those whale penis stats started to make me feel a little inadequate after a while......like I was a couple of inches short or something.

What the fuck is this then? And im supposed to be the weird one here

Haha...well...to be honest Gnat....You're pretty normal in my world.

But in saying that, I live in a country that was basically just founded as an isolated English prison so that's to be expected.

And whilst on the the subject...top marks to the British....Hoorah.
Send all your prisoners off to nice sunny Australia, with the great weather and beautiful beaches as a punishment.

Yeah i never did understand why that happened...although the fact that 90% of the fecking wildlife can kill ya given half a chance could have something to do with it lol.

Yes you do have a point about the wildlife but you guys have Simon Cowell so it pretty much evens itself out in my eyes.

Aint that the truth, boggles me that the mans allowed to breath id have sent him to iraq with a target on his ringer and an apple in his mouth when he brought zig and zag personaly.
Tried moving to oz 3 times nows first two times i got made redundant and had to spend my cash and third time i met mrs howling..then the fourth time when me and the mrs decided to tramp around the world mini howling came along...it would appear the world dosent want me lol.

Damn....sending Simon Cowell to Iraq....now that's what I call terrorism.
Just the threat of it...."Stop all the bullshit or we'll send him over. We aint messing around here"

You's probably feel at home in Australia. I've always found you poms and us have a similar sense of humour. Might be that Aussies grew up on a diet of english comedy on TV. Benny Hill, The goodies, Kenny Everett, Monty Python ect....oh and Basil Brush. Haha
Besides...there's about half a million English backpackers here anyway. You can pick them as they're the only ones in the country who drink Fosters beer.

Yeah we get adverts for it giving it the big patriotic aussie stereotype and then the small print at the bottom says brewed in the uk lol. Wouldnt mind but its piss water at best although am partial to a fosters gold or 12

Apparently they never watch Neighbours either, I'd imagine they still rock to Kylie but all they watch is Cell Block H
I hate it when my preconceptions get shattered, next we'll have DoWot coming in here telling us he isn't a Lambeth Walking Pearly King who talks like Dick Van Dyke

Cor Blimey guvnor! I'm in Lambeth today my ol China....no illusions to shatter here,its just like Only fools and horses without the casual racism.

Well i have made it here.

Guana wrote:Apparently they never watch Neighbours either

Home and away all the way guana! And friends, just for Jennifer...